At the White House Beer Summit, Sgt. James Crowley will be drinking Blue Moon, Henry Louis Gates will be drinking Becks (or, maybe, Red Stripe) and the President will be drinking Budweiser. Okay, Barack, let me lay it out for you. You’re an elitist. You like organic gardening and arugula. I honestly don’t think I know what arugula is, but you have highbrow tastes, and I think that’s great. So why are you drinking Budweiser at the Beer Summit? I understand your need to drink an American beer – no problem, have a Dogfish Head. Or any other of the nation’s dozens of delicious craft and microbrews. Or, really, any beer with a taste beyond slightly bitter water. You’re an elitist – act like one.

(via Eat Me Daily)